Saturday, March 31, 2012
Hate Management 101
I have been practicing a lot of hating lately. I hate my
morning commute to Marikina; I hate the AC-less shuttle ride back to Makati
more. I hate the smell of unused cigarette filling every inch of my client’s
office; I hate the smell of unused menthol-flavored cigarette in that same
place more. I hate the never-ending flow of additional work. I hate how a
certain person handles business. I hate how I choose to react to things. I hate
and hate some more. Even the boyfriend blurted out that he never thought he
would see me this passionate about how I HATE things.
Realizing how unhealthy it is to nurture this evil feeling, I
went to a place where I used to de-stress and release all the unwanted
negative energy. TIMEZONE, where else?!?!?
3 levels of Hate Management
I tell you these are effective. No published research, yet, though. Someone work on it!
Level 1: Basketball Shoot-out
Sweat all the hate out! And WIN!!! (Pardon our oily faces and that guy who posed like the winner. duh.)
Level 2: Go go ball
For more of the gigil factor, try Go go ball! Hit those sliding bottles, sleeping students and floating ghosts!
Level 3: Target Shooting
When the first two fail, pick up that gun and shoot them.
Make sure the gun is pink, though. AND FAKE.
Spending an entire afternoon all hyper and sweaty with my
buddy sure eliminated some of the hate in my system. Brighter days ahead,
please!
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